First things first–I’ve decided I’m for Hillary, I’m backing her all the way. Number one it’s time we quit discriminating against people with three syllables in their name (Greg-O-Ry) and while O-bomb-A has three his starts with a vowel. I’m not sure we’re ready for a three syllable vowel president (Okay Abe-ra-ham) but that was a long time ago. Secondly maybe if she gets to be President she’ll go AWAY. Whoever gets to be president will be another Jimmy (James) Carter. Or better yet a Rich-ard Nixon. War, bad economy, etc. The if she gets to president and then booted maybe we’ll be done with the Clin-ton’s. I saw a picture of her in a car the other day. She had her chin in her hand and a look of intense concentration on her face. In the midst of the photo op at the car making place she’s probably thinking “Now where is it you put the key, and whatever happened to the dimmer switch–isn’t it supposed to be by the brake.” I mean whens the last time she drove a car? Like 1982? Anyway GO Hillary get elected get booted GO AWAY. Write your memoirs or something. She says she’s better than O-bomb-A because she’s in the “solutions” business not the “promises” business. Solutions for what?
I think I finally figured out what’s up with this global warming. Remember back about twenty years ago when everyone was worried about the ozone hole? And we had to get hairspray and stuff that gives you carpal tunnel syndrome? And then you couldn’t put your own freon in the car because of the ozone hole? Well I haven’t heard about the ozone hole lately. I guess it’s closed up AND THE HEAT CAN’T GET OUT. It’s all stuck. Remember they were talking about a new ice age back then? That’s because all the heat was escaping. Now we fixed the ozone hole and have global warming. Maybe if everyone got a little hairspray. Stop global warming use fluorocarbons!! Now I know people in the Southern Hemisphere wouldn’t like it if they got a bunch of ozone hole sunshine–but hey it’s for the good of the planet. Now Albert “I won a prize” Gore doesn’t agree. He went to the United Nations and made a speech. I wish he hadn’t won a prize because maybe he couldn’t make so many speeches then. He told everyone there to “scrub” their investment portfolios for companies that have high carbon assets. He said and I quote from the speech
“–as my good redneck friends in Tennessee say I guarandamntee you–” WHAT!! Question how many really good redneck friends does Albert “I won a prize” Gore have?. Is he making fun of Tennesseans? Who is he to call someone a redneck? And then that language. THIS WAS AT THE UNITED NATIONS. In China they’re saying. “Imperialistic Americans don’t know how to say things nice–Go China Go China HA HA HA.
Now about that satellite. I guess we’re going to shoot it down because it’s got a bunch of hydrobenzontitepolygramflorstuff in it. I hope we can hit it. The Chinese shot down one of their satellites and thought they were really hot stuff. So it would be embarrassing if we missed. And then NASA is worried about getting the shuttle back before then because they’re afraid we might miss and shoot the shuttle. They made a big joke about it like “Hey I think the missile guys like us and won’t shoot our shuttle.” But maybe it would be an accident. Then the Chinese would laugh at us and say “Imperialistic American schools don’t work. They train their students to shoot down own spaceship–Go China Go China HA HA HA” I am very worried about this. And on top of that Putin says “Don’t shoot your satellite, because it’s really an excuse to test your anti-satellite system and a sign of warmongering” I say shut up, it’s our shuttle or satellite or whatever and we can shoot it up if we want. Putin didn’t make Parades list of the 10 worst dictators.
That parade magazine makes me mad. Why do they stick it in the middle of all that advertising stuff? It takes about ten minutes to find it. I think they should stick it somewhere else.
What’s a superdelegate? I hope they all go for Hillary “One and done and go away” Clinton
Anyone up on the debate about the new Girl Scout cookies. It’s front page news in our paper. I’m not too happy. I bought about four cases of Tagalongs, and they’re broke. I want to send them back but I can’t find a girl scout. I think they’re all is disguise now. Who’d a thunk the girl scout scam would be like this. Ellen made fun of me last Sunday about girl scouts. Some girl scout came to the door but I sent her away saying ‘Go away” I thought she was selling more broke cookies. But then the girl scout mom called and said ‘Don’t you want your cookies you ordered?” Ellen thought this was funny. (Alzheimer’s)
Well they discover a new dinosaur in the Sahara desert. It’s called “fierce-eyed dawn shark” How do they know? All they found were bones. So maybe–they don’t know–it was a doe-eyed dawn shark. Maybe it was nocturnal. I think they were Swedish, the scientists not the dinosaurs.
Now about this blog. When I put a www. something in you have to put your mouse (why are they called a mouse?) and click it. That sends a message to the web master that they got a link from me. That will help me get sponsors. And I need some because I like www.stellaartois.com but I need more money at www.BB+T.com to be able to get in my www.pontiac.com and go to www.krogers.com using www.shell.com and stop at www.homedepot.com on the way home.
Go Hillary Go Hillary HA HA HA
