Okay I’ve done this for a week, Mark says to keep it up and I’ll get a big following, and then get sponsors, and then make lots of money for doing what I’m doing anyway. Now he might be on to something as 10 strangers have come to this site in the last week. So I need to go for sponsors (I like Coke www.coke.com) especially when I’m driving (www.Pontiac.com) burning up gas (www.Shell.com).
Okay I’m a little upset with the www.riteaide.com pharmacy. I went there a few weeks ago to buy some stuff. I got this bottle of vitamins that look just like www.oneadayvitamins.com plus I got a cheaper price and 50% extra for free. Then I get home and read the directions and I’m supposed to take two a day. TWO!!! these things are the size of a peanut, plus when you read the info from www.rda.comyou get about 300% of the recommended daily amount so if you only take one you still get a bunch of riboflavin or whatever. I only take one. Ellen says she can’t take the chocking, gagging, spitting sounds as it is and twice as much would be bad. Then I get some toothpaste there too. Now right on the back it says “Keep out of the reach of children under 6″ and right next to it are directions for kids under 6. How can this be, if you keep it away from them they can’t use it. I am off the www.riteaide.com pharmacy.
Okay so now we have a new space thing going on. This is to buiild some big telescope. I read about this in the www.newsandobserver.comWhat is funny is the European Union is building what they call the European Extremely Large Telescope, which they down-graded from (this is what the paper says the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope. I think Britain should build the British Immensely Gigantic Big Mirror Telescope (The B.I.G. B.M. Telescope).
Some housekeeping things
Castro is still alive
Mac wrote me just yesterday about his plumbing. He says it’s old and leaky. He told me he tried to explain it to someone but got all confused, because he couldn’t remember the parts he needed. I personally dislike plumbing problems because it’s messy and the parts come in so many different sizes that don’t ever seem to fit together right. I usually leak too.
Last Sunday I put out some more stinky deer stuff, it’s that expensive but effective www.liquidfence.com stuff. Then I continued to do a little scraping and priming www.kilz.com with stuff I bought at www.homedepot.comBut the real killer was later in the evening I decided to trim my hair a little. I guess my hand slipped and I ended up shaving a spot right along the side of my head, like half a mohawk. Ellen (Alzheimer’s) got all upset and said I looked stupid so she made me go to www.fantasticsam’s.com Now first of all they still wouldn’t give me a discount (I mean I’d already done half the work, and there’s not so much to do any more anyway) and then the hair lady at www.fantasticsam’s.com said “I don’t know what you did but don’t do it again” THAT”S WHAT ELLEN SAID. I told her www.fantasticsam’s.comlady I can get in trouble with Ellen “Alzheimer’s” my wife but I’m paying you with my www.BB+T.com debit card so don’t fuss at me and besides I deserve a bald guy discount. And I stormed out and went to www.McDonald’s.comWho is this Fantastic Sam anyway? Why is he so fantastic/ I would never name my business Fantastic Greg’s–Hey Sam look up ostentatious–Sheesh
Well John (one syllable) McCain (two syllables) looks like the www.GOP.com guy. I guess Rudy had too many syllables. I don’t have very strong feelings one way or the other right now.
I know you’re dying to hear about my new lunchbox. You know the one a bought at www.target.com Well I took lunch three times last week. People made fun of me because they said I had weird combinations of stuff. One day I took some soup, fried chicken, www.fritos.com and grape juice. I don’t think is was so nice of them to make fun of me.
You can comment on this on my blog site. I checked every day and only got one comment. You should also send this to all your friends. That way I can get a sponsor sooner and then I can eat whatever I want for lunch and no one will make fun of me. My lunch box was made in China, soon I will have lead poisoning, then people will feel bad about making fun of me. Tomorrow I’m going to take some soup www.campbell’s.com, a sandwich, regular www.lays.com potato chips and apple juice.
